Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving! (For $30?)

I did all my prep way ahead of time, and all I have to do is take meat/milk out of the fridge and mix it with everything else. All the pans and serving dishes are out and ready. Aside from baking the actual things, I'm done. No measuring except for one cup of milk, and no real veggie chopping except for the potatoes. I'm looking at about 10-15 minutes of work. The rest is oven time. This is my first hosted Thanksgiving. I'm 21, and I did it for $30 for all four people.


There was the turkey. I use legs only because I LOVE dark meat and make ham, too. Also, I'm not patient enough for a whole bird with one oven rack of fail. That was $3 for the meat and another $2 for the veggies/sage and another dollar for the chicken stock I'm cooking it with. I have it here, defrosting (did this a month ahead of time) on the kitchen sink. The green is the oil from the sage I simmered with chicken stock and a bunch of cheap veggies. I'll cook those together then use the extra sexy broth instead of water for the stuffing. Baking bags were extras in the pantry and I only used them to defrost easier and shove more in tiny pans.




There was the ham. Bone-in butt is the most expensive, but it came out to $15. Cooking it as is. We're crazy and love both turkey and ham.





Potatoes... $1 at most. Potatoes. Seriously. Cut them up, boil them, mash with milk and butter, salt and pepper.



Stuffing's $2. Pictured with it are the extra veggies I didn't simmer with the chicken broth being added in to freshen up the stovetop.


The biscuits come out to probably 50 cents. Not even counting those. Recipe in old post.




$1 for cranberry sauce. I only have two cans because I'm a dork and love the jellied stuff. I COULD make the real stuff for about the same price, but I love canned stuff.



Dessert? $1. 1 can of pumpkin and various other things I had sitting around. Pumpkin muffins of win have a recipe on here too.



The alcohol I'm calling purely optional. Let's call that $7 for mine, $2-3 for beverages for everyone.




The gravy will be milk, flour, and drippings. $0.

Turkey: $5
Ham: $15
Potatoes: $1
Stuffing: $2
Cranberry Sauce: $1
Biscuits: $0.50
Muffins: $1
Drinks: $3

Total: $28.50

Let's call it $30 for neatness and margin of tax/extras you might not have.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Super Sexy!

So they have these dorot things at Trader Joe's. They're minced herbs put into little cube trays and frozen, sort of how they pack mosquito larvae/blood worms for fish. You pop a cube or two out into your food and it melts into the second best thing to fresh. I use the cilantro and basil ones since those two herbs just don't keep. I use cilantro very rarely and basil lasts about a day and a half in my fridge.

Sexy.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Garlic Greens?

So I had this cleaned, vacuum packed garlic I found in the fridge. Some of it was sprouting inside the plastic, which was pretty cool. So I planted it in a little terra cotta pot, and it grew!

Now it's getting tall, and I tasted the greens. Tasty!

Looked it up, and garlic greens are a delicacy. I'm growing them in a 4" pot on my windowsill.


Thinking of tossing them into a caesar salad.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Leaders in Cataclysm

There are rumors that Jaina and Sylvanas are going to die in the assault on Arthas. It makes sense. Sylvanas has revenge for her and her people to carry out on Arthas that's worth dying for, and if Jaina had put out, none of this would've happened.

This makes sense, too. We know the Alliance and Horde are going to be at open war because Garrosh is going to be leading and he has less leadership capability than Basic Campfire. But would Jaina really allow that? I think she'd be able to do something to get Thrall to come back for a few minutes to whack Garrosh over the head. She'd do SOMETHING.

Also, I think Sylvanas would have the sense to convince Thrall to put Basic Campfire in charge.

I listened to the convo between Tirion, Varian and Jaina a few minutes ago. Look at this....

Herald Beluus yells: The Warchief of the Horde, Thrall, and Overlord Garrosh Hellscream have arrived upon the tournament grounds! Clear the way to the entrance!
Thrall, Garrosh and their escort appear from inside the Sunreaver Pavilion and walk along the path following the Ring of Champions, stopping near the middle of the ring.
Thrall says: Garrosh, I expect you to control yourself here. I do not want a repeat of the Violet Citadel.
Garrosh Hellscream says: Pah! That was a show of strength, worthy of a leader. I only regret I did not kill that human before the mage interfered.
Thrall says: We are guests here, Garrosh, and you will conduct yourself honorably.
Garrosh Hellscream says: What honor is there in thrashing about with blunted sticks? This is a waste of time.
The group proceeds to the western entrance of the Coliseum, where Highlord Tirion Fordring awaits.
Highlord Tirion Fordring says: Welcome, Warchief Thrall. Overlord Hellscream.
Thrall says: Thank you for the invitation, Lord Fordring. We look forward to observing these games.
Garrosh Hellscream says: Speak for yourself, Thrall.
Highlord Tirion Fordring says: I hope you'll see the merit of these events in time, Garrosh. We cannot win against the Scourge if we continue to war against one another.
Thrall says: Wise words.
Garrosh Hellscream says: Words of a fool, you mean. The Horde will destroy the undead without your aid, human, or that of the pompous king.
Thrall says: Garrosh, enough!
Highlord Tirion Fordring says: Under my roof, gentlemen, I trust you will behave.
Thrall says: Of course, Tirion. I apologize for his outburst. It will not be repeated.
Garrosh Hellscream says: Bah.
Highlord Tirion Fordring says: If you will follow me, then.
The group then walks in to the coliseum proper and disappears inside.

Herald Beluus yells: His Majesty, King Varian Wrynn, and Lady Jaina Proudmoore have touched down upon the tournament grounds! Make way!
Varian, Jaina and their escort appear from inside the Silver Covenant Pavilion and walk west towards the Argent Pavilion.
King Varian Wrynn says: Tirion.
Highlord Tirion Fordring says: King Varian, Lady Jaina. Welcome to the tournament. Your place in the coliseum is waiting.
Lady Jaina Proudmoore says: Thank you. It's the least I can do to support this; we need to stand together.
King Varian Wrynn says: You ask much of me, Tirion, to sit and watch, trusting the savages to keep themselves in check.
Highlord Tirion Fordring says: My people are here to ensure they honor the rules of engagement. It will do your subjects well to see you in the stands.
Lady Jaina Proudmoore says: I'm sure Thrall will have his people under control...
King Varian Wrynn says: Perhaps. I doubt the effectiveness of this gambit. We would be better served preparing our armies for the final assault.
King Varian Wrynn says: But if my presence is required in these games to gain your support in the battle, then I will remain. For now.
Highlord Tirion Fordring nods and gestures for his guests to follow.
The group then walks in to the coliseum proper and disappears inside.



Same convo, really.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Moar Recipes!

These are a little bit more fall-ish and they're all really tasty.

Egg Nog!

Beat 6 eggs really hard. I even use an electric mixer for this. I know.

Add 1 cup castor sugar. AKA baker's sugar or superfine sugar or whatever.
Blend that in.

1/2 t vanilla
1/2 t nutmeg
1/4 t cinnamon

Gradually add
2 1/2 c cream (sometimes I use half and half or more milk than cream)
2 c milk

Optionally, 1/2 cup each rum and brandy.



Caramel

Heat a saucepan on medium heat.

Melt 1 cup butter and mix in 1 lb (2 1/3 cup) brown sugar and a dash of salt.

Add 1 cup cornsyrup, keep heating. Add 15 oz condensed milk VERY slowly when it's hot. Make sure it hits and holds 250 degrees with a candy thermometer. Go up a little more if you'd like, but if you get it too hot, it'll be really, really hard. 245 makes syrup, 250 makes soft and semi-firm caramels. Anything too low will make a grainy mess.


Take off heat and add 1 tsp high quality vanilla. Cool in large, shallow dish. I use the freezer. Cut into bits and roll in rectangles of wax paper as little candy wrappers.


Doughnuts

Scald 1/2 cup milk and add in 2 TB butter. I do this on medium.

Add 1/4 tsp sugar and 1/4 tsp salt. Cool the mixture in a mixing bowl.

Sprinkle and whisk in one at a time:
1 1/2 tsp yeast
1/16 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp sugar
1 egg
1 cup flour.

Mix completely then add another 3/4-1 cup flour. Dough will be stickyish depending on how much, but it won't impact flavor.

Knead for 5 minutes and let rest 60-90 minutes. Roll out and shape. (Will be flat, I roll to 1/4 inch and just us a tiny shotglass to make inch-wide doughnut holes)

Let rest 30-45 minutes.

Heat oil on medium about an inch and a half deep (or more, but why?) to 365 degrees. Plop the doughnuts in a bit at a time until they are ALMOST a tiny bit browned, then flip, wait a few seconds, then fish them out onto paper towels.

I roll them in a glaze and cinnamon sugar. You can do one or the other.

Glaze:

3/4 cup powdered sugar
1/2 tsp salt
1/8 tsp vanila
2 TB cold water. I use double if I'll be putting it in cinnamon sugar too.



Caesar Salad of DOOM!

The salad itself is simple. Romaine (or iceberg if you're poor) and grated parmesean. Fresh is best. For croutons, I make garlic bread a few days before and leave the extras out overnight then cut it into cubes and put it in a sealed container so it keeps really moist and only a bit chewy/crunchy. Cheap croutons are hard. Good ones are a bit tougher and harder than normal bread. Since the dressing has raw egg in it, keep it cold and don't keep it more than 12-24 hours. I'd use it right away.

Dressing:

In a food processor or if you're awesome with mincing, destroy together...

2 cloves garlic. Small for normal garlic, large for extra. 2 small and some roasted if you're nuts.
2 anchovy filets or 1/2 tsp anchovy paste
1 egg (or mayo if you're a pussy)
2 Tbs lemon juice
1 Tb dijon mustard
1/4 tsp worstershire sauce

When you're done, whisk in 1/2 cup olive oil.


It's sexy and sooo worth it. Makes about 3/4 cup.

Let sit an hour so the flavors can take effect or it's just not as good.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Cast Iron > Nonstick

I've used nonstick most of my life because I hate stainless steel. Everything sticks to it. I've had birds, and the first rule with birds and nonstick is to not use it around them or make them food with it. The fumes can kill them.

I, for one, am skittish to use something that could kill a bird. Dead birds usually mean it's not too good for us, either. I got a cast iron pan just to try it out, and everything stuck to it. It was "preseasoned" which I've since learned is a load of crap.

Why use cast iron? Properly maintained, it IS nonstick. Also, you really, really have to screw up royally in order to break it. You have to either leave it soaking in water for so long that it rusts completely through... or break a good inch of iron. It's sort of idiot proof, and very forgiving. Use the wrong sort of spatula on nonstick once, and you're screwed.

Cast iron is also cheaper. A decent pan is about $20. A cheap nonstick pan of the same size is about $30 and requires a lot of special TLC, and still only lasts about 1-3 years. The expensive ones last about 10 years. Cast iron lasts for centuries if you'll let it, and it gets better with age.

This is my nonstick pan. I've had it about 18 months. The silicone flipper I use for it was $20, and the pan was $30. Both require special care. Notice how chipped it is. I shouldn't really cook with it anymore, and I'll chuck it as soon as I'm perfectly adjusted to cast iron.





This is my $20 cast iron pan, bought at the same store, with its $10 spatula. The spatula can take a lot of abuse, as can the pan. The discolorations are mostly from the camera, and they are not rust. This is actually a beautiful, healthy pan. Also, you'll never have to wash it again.

Unless you screw up.



How does cast iron work? You build up a layer of fats (not oils... you want something that is naturally solid at room temperature) and carbon, and they condense into the pan. Cast iron is porous, so it soaks it all in. You don't cook your food in the fats, but on them. You'll use less oil in the cooking. Do yourself a favor and switch to cast iron and let your nonstick slowly fade away. I'm replacing my nonstick pot that I use for candy making with an enameled cast iron one. Cast iron holds heat in better, cooks nicer, and the layers of fat and carbon carry the flavors of the food, which means you'll have more flavor. Also, studies show that trace amounts of iron do carry into the food, which is good for you.



How to purchase and use cast iron:


A website I looked at to learn this myself said to get a #10 skillet from eBay. Griswold apparently went out of business in like the 1950s, and did something really cool to their skillets that they don't do anymore. Also, things were made better back then.

If you don't want to get them off ebay, you'll have some frustration at first, but I used a new one just fine. I went to the grocery store, found the kitchen section, and picked out a "lodge" brand skillet.

When you get your skillet home, and it seems properly seasoned, go ahead and use it if it's used.

However, if you bought it new, it'll either be raw or "preseasoned" and you'll want to pick up some steel wool and a small tub of lard. For one of the few times in the life of your skillet, you're going to use soap and water. That's right! Bacteria won't really grow on your pan on the inside, and you'll never, ever put anything on a cold pan. By the time you put your food on the pan, it'll be heated enough to kill anything.

With a new pan, get your steel wool, soap it up, and scrub the living holy crap out of the thing, all sides. Get everything off of the pan that you THINK might be there. You'll also want to do this step to the cooking surface if your seasoned pan starts to stick something to it. You'll have to build up the nonstick again, but it means that you did something wrong at some point.

Next step is important if you EVER put water on your pan. Otherwise, it'll rust. You're going to dry the thing off and put it on the burner on low heat for about 5 minutes. This'll make sure there is no water in the pan. Turn the burner off and let it cool a bit.

Then, get a paper towel and later the lard on! Just LATHER that stuff on, rubbing it into the iron. Then put the pan on a cookie sheet (preferably with sides) and stick it in the oven. Turn the oven on to 400 degrees. It'll smoke quite a bit.

After about 10-15 minutes, reach in with a paper towel wad and mop up the extra grease. You want a thin layer to remain. Too thick and it won't condense. Turn the oven down to 250 or 275 for another hour, then turn off the heat and leave it for a while.

Take the pan out, wipe the bottom really heavily, and your pan's ready to use, really.

Always, always, always, heat the damn thing before you put the food on, or it'll stick. Also, it's best to use a metal spatula. Mine was $10 at target. It needs a flat front edge, not curved, and rounded corners. It'll scrape the metal just right to even it out, but not kill your layers of seasoning.

I also have some freezer burned bacon in the freezer I toss on my pan one piece at a time when I think my seasoning could use some help. Bacon grease and lard are lovely things.

I also find that you want to cook on medium low where you'd normally cook medium-medium high. The pan retains heat, so you might want to play with heat settings at first.



Cleanup.

Get a paper towel when the pan is still warm. Wipe off the food.

If there's too little grease left from cooking (this happens a lot when I make pancakes) take a piece of bacon, some back grease, or some lard, put it on the pan, smooth it around, and let things cool down.


You're done.


Seriously.


Since I've started to do thigns properly, I've had nothing stick, nothing go wrong, and the food tastes sooo much better.

Also, my stupid pan's not in the dishwasher or dirty half the fucking time.



Oh, my bible during this learning process: http://www.richsoil.com/cast-iron.jsp

Saturday, August 29, 2009

So pictures...

We went on a very pretty date, and I took these picturethings.





Friday, August 28, 2009

I hate my apartment.

So there's a game I play. I play it whenever I boil water, heat up a pan, use the stove, or look at the stove.

Best case scenario, I hear the tiny, disconnected fire alarm go off.

For there is STEAM! And some fucking idiot put a fire alarm by the natural flow out for steam from the stove. So we've unplugged it for sanity. Some steam might get in the bedroom by magic or by me forgetting to shut the door. (Yes, cannot cook with an open bedroom door. For steam means fire. Or spaghetti. They just want to be thorough.

Second scenario, there's something in the burner. It may or may not be imaginary. This will still create smoke, even if there's nothing visibly there and it's all been cleaned. Residue from water, oxygen, nitrogen, or carbon in any of its forms can do this. 100% chance of this smoke permeating the door and causing the working fire alarm to blare loudly. Can't cook when anyone's sleeping or... well... it's right over the bed. The little one beeps still, to let us know food's cooking.


Third scenario, this creates fire. This can be from imaginary things too. Often creates heat spikes which can cause over boiling and actual spills... which create stench and fire. Fire is not good for kitchens and makes really irritating fire alarms go into overdrive, I think. They KNOW.


I... hate my apartment. It has a sense of humor. I have a lease that ends in July.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Discovery! Frozen Lemonade!

So I wanted to make frozen lemonade. I decided to make the lemonade by boiling the sugar, water, and lemon juice to get a very, very sweet mix. Then I saw strawberries!

So I chopped up strawberries and tossed them in, and boiled the mix for a while. Once the strawberry chunks were all translucent and colorless, I cooled it and strained them out, putting it in to cool. When it was cool, tossed it in the ice cream maker, then froze it more.

OMGNOM!

VERRAH Tasty!

Friday, August 21, 2009